And she says the parents are better behaved than those television “pageant moms”. Unlike the US, children are not judged on their facial beauty. The Australian culture, she says, is different. Six years ago, she imported this particularly American subculture to Australia, setting up one of the country’s first child modelling pageants. Drew, multitasker extraordinaire and self-confessed control freak, has travelled extensively across the US. Melbourne entrepreneur Kylie Drew, 44, who runs the Follow Your Dreams competitions, knows what Toddlers & Tiaras is like she was once a guest judge on a pageant featured by the show. “I was one of those judgmental parents,” says Swift, who has her fiancé, an aspiring policeman called Guy Crane, 25, and her mother Raelene Berich, 48, by her side. And she certainly never imagined forking out $2500 on airfares, hotels, make-up and cupcake dresses for this one contest. Travelling to Melbourne for a national child beauty pageant is not something that the stage-averse Swift thought she would ever do. “It looked like she was ready to go on a drag queen show.” The make-up at the last pageant, she says, was ridiculous. It’s airbrush make-up, which has pleased Swift, because you can still see Indianna’s freckles. Earlier, a woman came by to do Indianna’s face. Swift, a childcare group leader from Queensland, knows all about wiglets, and many other things besides, since joining the world of child beauty pageants in January. “That’s a wiglet,” says her mother Melita Swift, 25, pointing to the cascading brown curls pinned to her daughter’s head. Indianna, relaxed and smiling, is still in her nightwear – a pink onesie – but her hair looks ready for the red carpet. The old man paid three thousand shillings and two cocks as punishment for the unbecoming behaviour.Inside this room is a beautiful, freckle-nosed five-year-old named Indianna Swift. The elders sent the woman’s husband, who has now fallen out of favour with his father, a memo warning him against leaving his young wife in the village. He apologised and pleaded for leniency, promising to mend his ways. In his defence, the old man said he usually visits the woman out of fatherly love and care, but the devil had tempted him that night. “The guy is well-known around here and the chief didn’t want to involve police in the matter, so he told him to report to his office where he was arraigned before a council of elders,” said Kavuludi, a villager. The old man was frog-matched to the area chief who, out of leniency because of the senior citizen’s age, summoned him to appear before an elders' baraza, first thing the following morning. Had he not quickly identified himself, the angry villagers would have mistaken him for a thief and lynched him. “I initially thought it was my kid who was cuddling into me, only to discover a hairy and beefy old man touching me inappropriately and pleading to have his way with me,” she said.įollowing the alarm, neighbours made a beeline for the home, thinking it was a robbery only to find the half-naked man hurriedly making his way out. But no sooner had he began canoodling and purring sweet nothings into her ear than she jerked out of bed, screaming in shock. However, with his fired up loins, the old man reportedly walked into the woman’s bedroom later that night and began caressing her ‘mammary glands’ and booty in readiness for an ‘act of the rod’.
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Thus, she retired to bed with her child relatively early, leaving the old man to watch TV and notify her once he was done so she could switch off the gizmo, bid him goodnight and close the door. On the material day, the woman said she was tired, and wasn’t in the mood for the old man’s wearisomely verbose and boring stories. What’s more, when she shared the same with one of her in-laws, he found it ‘hilarious’ and laughed his head off. Interesting, when the startled woman reported to her husband that his father was making passes at her, much to her shock, he shouted at her and warned her against opening Pandora’s box by saying such things about an old, religious and respectable man. Instead, he goes on and on with his long-winded and boring stories,” she further lamented. “Even when I start dozing off, he is never courteous enough to leave, and let me sleep.
He even unashamedly teases me and compliments my behind, making me very uneasy,” she testified to village elders. Mostly, he eats super in my house and has been behaving strangely of late. I no longer enjoy peace and privacy in my house because he overstays his visits. The woman spill the beans, saying: “He has been really bothering me.
The old geezer began by complimenting his son’s wife homemaking and culinary skills, but took the joke a bit too far when one evening, without a shred of modesty, he made flattering remarks with sexual connotations about her ample backside.